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Linguistics is the Art and Science of Conquering the World
Electricians learn wiring, plumbers learn pipes, kings learn languages. On Mithridates, Cleopatra, compiler exams, and thinking in words.
13 August 2026Why I constructed BabyLang
Interpreting a baby's babbling with a language that isn't a real grammar — just hiragana pairs, repetition and pitch.
1 August 2026Why I constructed Greelock
Gɫuuk's phonological twin — same four alphabets, opposite typology, built to test whether Glossikon's pronunciation feature really keys off phonology.
1 August 2026ConLang Fever
LLMs can construct and translate languages now, and LLM-powered hardware is starting to show up in the wild. Are we on the brink of ConLang fever?
26 July 2026Why I constructed Gɫuuk
My first conlang, built in homage to Mesrop Mashtots — and the Glossikon morpheme-promotion bug it accidentally uncovered.
21 July 2026Glossikon's Vector Database
When a conlang gets big enough, the local LLM's context window can't hold it all. So I split the lexicon out into a vector database.
1 July 2026Introducing Glossikon MCP
An absolute waste of time — and so much fun. Talk to your agent in a language nobody else can read.